Siri got attitude

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Siri got attitude

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When did that happen?

One of the updates I suppose.

The other day I was trying to get her to find an address for me but she kept hearing the street name as some bizarre string of short words and saying it doesn't exist.

In frustration I asked "Siri, why are you so fucking stupid?"

Response?

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were talking about you now..."

Oh no you di'int. :lmao:

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Ask her what she is wearing.

Then say 'I see a little silhouetto of a man'

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Siri is dumb as pig tracks....absolute dementia.

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The best was when my friend asked "Siri, where da hoes at?"

Immediately she says "Here's a list of escort services in your area..." :clap:

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navigator wrote:
Then say 'I see a little silhouetto of a man'
That's pretty funny. [emoji106]

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