Siri got attitude
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Siri got attitude
When did that happen?
One of the updates I suppose.
The other day I was trying to get her to find an address for me but she kept hearing the street name as some bizarre string of short words and saying it doesn't exist.
In frustration I asked "Siri, why are you so fucking stupid?"
Response?
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were talking about you now..."
Oh no you di'int.
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One of the updates I suppose.
The other day I was trying to get her to find an address for me but she kept hearing the street name as some bizarre string of short words and saying it doesn't exist.
In frustration I asked "Siri, why are you so fucking stupid?"
Response?
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were talking about you now..."
Oh no you di'int.
Jeffco: 0
Siri: 1
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Re: Siri got attitude
Ask her what she is wearing.
Then say 'I see a little silhouetto of a man'
Then say 'I see a little silhouetto of a man'
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Re: Siri got attitude
Siri is dumb as pig tracks....absolute dementia.
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Re: Siri got attitude
The best was when my friend asked "Siri, where da hoes at?"
Immediately she says "Here's a list of escort services in your area..."
Immediately she says "Here's a list of escort services in your area..."
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Re: Siri got attitude
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Re: Siri got attitude
_I"T"|[___|___]
[---T--L -OlllllllO-]
()_)"""()_)/"**")_)
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome...
[---T--L -OlllllllO-]
()_)"""()_)/"**")_)
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome...
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Re: Siri got attitude
This is why I dont smoke potJFL Live wrote:
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Re: Siri got attitude
Well my job is still safe for a bit longer...JFL Live wrote:
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Re: Siri got attitude
I'm from the U.S. government and I am here to help you.JFL Live wrote:
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Re: Siri got attitude
That's pretty funny. [emoji106]navigator wrote:
Then say 'I see a little silhouetto of a man'