An alien abduction maybe?

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FallenAngel wrote:
RoadKing wrote:When on the road for big time miles, truck or bike, it’s light fare while the wheels are turning and lots of fluids including coffee, ice tea, water... but never alcohol til the wheels stop turning end of the day. However, I do stay buzzed when riding. As for buying, see ya out there we’ll have a big ol seafood salad or whatever my tab. If ya want?
I hear that I don't drink at all Also No weed


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RoadKing wrote:
FallenAngel wrote:
RoadKing wrote:When on the road for big time miles, truck or bike, it’s light fare while the wheels are turning and lots of fluids including coffee, ice tea, water... but never alcohol til the wheels stop turning end of the day. However, I do stay buzzed when riding. As for buying, see ya out there we’ll have a big ol seafood salad or whatever my tab. If ya want?
I hear that I don't drink at all Also No weed


I would really enjoy a meet with the Intruder Alert forum community.
Well, OMG in June.
Im really not sure at this time
Man that would be great
Were short handed at work So I work 7's

I wont make OMG it is in Arkansas I live in Seattle It would be a sweet 2100 mile ride

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FallenAngel wrote:
I am relieved I honestly thought we where talking about Space alien Zombies
Just regular Alien Zombies? No problem

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JFL Live wrote:
FallenAngel wrote:
I am relieved I honestly thought we where talking about Space alien Zombies
Just regular Alien Zombies? No problem

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Uuummm
That is not a regular Zombie
Where is its brain
How can you kill a Zombie if you cant find its brain

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Ever wonder why the CDC has a Zombie Preparedness page?

https://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombie/index.htm

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So it started out as a tongue-in-cheek campaign and the government found out it worked so they decided to use it too indoctrinate the people to be prepared for zombies. Well, I am prepared for a government that believes in zombies. It's going to be hard to tell them apart. :eek: [space] :lolfall: [space] :soda:
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It’s not always bad being abducted by aliens. The last time it happened to me, I got a hand job out of the deal. [emoji41]
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Forge wrote:It’s not always bad being abducted by aliens. The last time it happened to me, I got a hand job out of the deal. [emoji41]
Is that all? Hell, my ex gf said she got all the sex she wanted. :OhNo; [space] :soda:
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Zombie sex..... :naughty: :blink: :blink: 0........Now that ought to be a sight.....do the zombies eat you afterwards like a black widow spider does?? :eek:
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KAJUN wrote: Zombie sex..... :naughty: :blink: :blink: .....Now that ought to be a sight.....do the zombies eat you afterwards like a black widow spider does?? :eek:
Not if you eat them first. :shock:

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