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Last night I was in the grocery store, the big local chain.

And there over the meat cutter's station was a nice big sign in metal with neon lighting that read:

QUALITY MEAT'S

I give up. Do whatever you want. Use apostrophes everywhere. Fuck chickens. Eat asphalt. Wear underwear on your head. Anything goes, right?

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Yes, the proper uses's of the apostrophes' escapes's's many....'s. [emoji2]

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The crux of the biscuit is in the apostrophe

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Whats the difference between a duck's?
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”

Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.

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RoadKing wrote:Whats the difference between a duck's?
:Umm: ...... :ahha: ........one if it's legs are both the same? [emoji2]
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Elsie rider wrote:The crux of the biscuit is in the apostrophe

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RoadKing wrote:Whats the difference between a duck's?

You better fix that before Jeffco blows a gasket!

Or does something awful to a chicken...
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Designer wrote:
RoadKing wrote:Whats the difference between a duck's?
:Umm: ...... :ahha: ........one if it's legs are both the same? [emoji2]
You're close!

"One of its feet is both the same."

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Post by YoDude »

Elsie rider wrote:The crux of the biscuit is in the apostrophe
To be more exact...

https://www.dweezilzappa.com/posts/1963 ... apostrophe

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lonerider wrote:
Designer wrote:
RoadKing wrote:Whats the difference between a duck's?
:Umm: ...... :ahha: ........one if it's legs are both the same? [emoji2]
You're close!

"One of its feet is both the same."

:cheers:
Its ether oar.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”

Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.

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The same can be said of capitalization using text....computer...cell phone... western union....smoke signals.....
There is no need to add them.....your message will get across one way or the other....


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KAJUN wrote:The same can be said of capitalization using text....computer...cell phone... western union....smoke signals.....
There is no need to add them.....your message will get across one way or the other....


neve fi uoy lleps eht sdrow sdrawkcab ..... [emoji106]
KO. REVETAHW UOY YAS.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”

Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.

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