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...how it is that you make a few hundred cups of microwave Ramen soup and everything goes smoothly, but then you get that one that inexplicably forcefully vomits like half the contents out all over the place in there? [emoji2]

Some things will just never be understood...

Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison. No mystery.

RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.

I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.

Plausible. Works for me.

jeffcoslacker wrote:

RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.

I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.

Plausible. Works for me.

You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.

RoadKing wrote:

jeffcoslacker wrote:

RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.

I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.

Plausible. Works for me.

You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.

I've never been a "shit happens" and let it go kind of person. I like to think about why it happens. [emoji106]

I’m trying to figure out why this thread happened.

Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.

JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.

Dark matter interacted with baryonic matter and caused a fluctuation in the electromagnetic spectrum which in turn caused severe gravitational lensing inside the cup of noodles.

JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.

Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.

RoadKing wrote:

JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.

Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.

Hey...if you believe in infinite regression, it's very possible SOMEBODY'S universe did. [emoji106]

Never had them so can't say

jeffcoslacker wrote:

RoadKing wrote:

JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.

Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.

Hey...if you believe in infinite regression, it's very possible SOMEBODY'S universe did. [emoji106]

I’m only interested in my universe and I look around and am flabbergasted to learn that you are responsible for this mess.

Put a fresh egg in a cup of vinegar and look at it two days later.

What's the difference between a duck?

lonerider wrote:What's the difference between a duck?

One has spokes.

wally w wrote:

lonerider wrote:What's the difference between a duck?

One has spokes.

They both have handlebars... except for the duck.

jeffcoslacker wrote: ...how it is that you make a few hundred cups of microwave Ramen soup and everything goes smoothly, but then you get that one that inexplicably forcefully vomits like half the contents out all over the place in there? [emoji2]

Some things will just never be understood...

Computers are like that. Just when you think you know 'em, one will up and do something totally unexpected, making you question everything all over again.

Duck walks into the drug store and said,"Give me a tube of chap stick,and put it on my bill!" He did not need any spokes....What happened to Spokes on the old board?

jeffcoslacker wrote:

RoadKing wrote:

jeffcoslacker wrote:

RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.

I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.

Plausible. Works for me.

You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.

I've never been a "shit happens" and let it go kind of person. I like to think about why it happens. [emoji106]

Bet you are constipated a lot!