I can't help it

[jeffcoslacker]

Been a while since I did a booking photo dump, showing off the quality citizens of the area. It's just too fun.



Ink says "hardcore MF'er", shirt says "My mom buys my clothes at Target."



Whatever went down, the shirt damage was obviously worth it...



No not a homeless guy. Serial domestic abuser. Springfield's favorite indoor sport.



It's a good look for today's career-minded woman...



A few blocks of DNA may be missing there...



"I'm SO gonna be raped in here..." Oooo...and arrested for SPEEDING...that'll play well with the gladiator regulars...



Huh. Spiderman got arrested for DWI. Weird.



If you're gonna pass out drunk, make sure there's no prankster with a tattoo gun around.



Someone needs to break it to him...you can't pull that look off when you're white, dude.



"So then I says to the genie, well, how 'bout a little head then?"



"Why the long face?" ....sorry, couldn't resist...



Let me take a wild guess here...Resisting arrest? Booyah! Nailed it!



Free advice, dude. Keep your back to the corner...



Domestic assault. What, did she want her shirt back?



Nothing to say. She's actually kinda hot. Ever notice good-looking people rarely end up in jail? Hmm.



Whoops...spoke too soon...



I'm surprised to see an extradition all the way from Borneo.



Impersonating a suppository? That's a new one on me...



Well, at least he dressed for the job interview...



Domestic assault and protection order violation. And a permanent wifebeater shirt tan. Who woulda guessed?



Whatcha thinking about there, Justin? "Oh I dunno...just killin' folk, and stuff..."

[jonnycando]

Amazing what meth will do to a body!

[jeffcoslacker]

What? You've never seen a cockroach the size of a tennis shoe before? First time in jail or what?



Not often I see a woman and my first thought is "I bet she could kick my freakin' ass"...but...



Somebody's got a seeeecret...

[jeffcoslacker]

Actually I probably know the arresting deputy of Mr Resisting up there in the first batch. He's a big dude, he loves to fight, and he's big into rodeo. You decide to fight, and it's going to end with you hitting the pavement face-first. It's kinda his signature move [emoji2]

It's my co-worker Kenny's son-in-law.

If you ever see the Springfield episode of COPS, he's the deputy chasing the naked guy down Glenstone...

[HARRIS]

THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THE THEIR FAMILY'S BEST ....

[BRONX INTRUDER]

Lmao! Bro.. You are too funny! Hahaha

[MattSunn]

I'm surprised to see an extradition all the way from Borneo.

It's friggin' Grady!

[old time rider]

Marty Fieldman's kid? [emoji2]

[jeffcoslacker]

I was looking at #4 again...hadn't bothered to read her eyebrow tat.

When you get yer street name inked on your face, I guess you've pretty much given up on getting away with anything without being arrested. At least it makes the cops' job easier.

Hard to say it was some other gal with "Medusa" inked on her forehead.

[wally w]

One misstep away for all of us.

[jeffcoslacker]

One misstep away for all of us.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I?"


I think that's the saying.

[JFL Live]

If they ever start profiling for evil people... they should start by looking at the ears.

[RoadKing]

One misstep away for all of us.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I?"


I think that's the saying.

That’s the deal. Unfortunate benighted souls. But I don’t want any of them near me. Look like a bunch of zombies.

[Herb]

One misstep away for all of us.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I?"


I think that's the saying.

That’s the deal. Unfortunate benighted souls. But I don’t want any of them near me. Look like a bunch of zombies.

I don't know about others, but it isn't the grace of God that kept me from being there.

It was damn hard work maintaining my personal respect and responsibility. I CHOSE not to do the things that got them in that situation. They chose to do the things that they knew were wrong.

People make choices and live with the results.

[BlacktopTravelr]

I CHOSE not to do the things that got them in that situation. They chose to do the things that they knew were wrong.

People make choices and live with the results.

Not always, I was picked up and charged with APC, actual physical control of a vehicle, for doing what the courts tell you to do, do not drink and drive. I was still arrested and charged for a crime. It may have been an automotive violation, but it was still a crime. If the vehicle had been driveable I would have been at home instead of waiting for a ride home.

[Herb]

I CHOSE not to do the things that got them in that situation. They chose to do the things that they knew were wrong.

People make choices and live with the results.

Not always, I was picked up and charged with APC, actual physical control of a vehicle, for doing what the courts tell you to do, do not drink and drive. I was still arrested and charged for a crime. It may have been an automotive violation, but it was still a crime. If the vehicle had been driveable I would have been at home instead of waiting for a ride home.

Sorry about your issue, but, I made the choice not to be near a vehicle, alone, while drunk. I knew the law on that issue and made sure I did not violate it. I have never been a teetotaler, spent a lot of money in bars, but never had a problem.

[Cuban]

If they ever start profiling for evil people... they should start by looking at the ears.

[emoji106]

[jeffcoslacker]

One misstep away for all of us.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I?"


I think that's the saying.

That’s the deal. Unfortunate benighted souls. But I don’t want any of them near me. Look like a bunch of zombies.

Oh if you want zombies, I can do a whole post on them.

[RoadKing]

One misstep away for all of us.

"There, but for the grace of God, go I?"


I think that's the saying.

That’s the deal. Unfortunate benighted souls. But I don’t want any of them near me. Look like a bunch of zombies.

Oh if you want zombies, I can do a whole post on them.

I have no doubt you can, and likely will.