Intruders-Alert

Not.

A 20 year old woman's body was found outside of town in a ditch along a rural road.

The principal person of interest, now charged with abandoning a corpse, is just a poor misunderstood druggie rapist felon who claims that some dude named "Jerry" must have given her the deadly overdose injection, and failed to seek medical help. He was just a scared innocent and dumped the body.

Yeah, works for me dude. Case closed I guess...

It's not even just that people DO this shit, but that they can't even bring themselves to accept what they've done and man up about it. Scumbags.

http://www.news-leader.com/story/news/c ... 940285001/

This is the part that made me say WTF out loud...

"When he realized she was not sleeping, Hercher said he was unsure what to do and decided to get high, according to the statement."


Welp she's dead, fck it...might as well smoke a bowl.

MadCow wrote:This is the part that made me say WTF out loud...

"When he realized she was not sleeping, Hercher said he was unsure what to do and decided to get high, according to the statement."


Welp she's dead, fck it...might as well smoke a bowl.

Yeah there's plenty of WTF to go around there...like going to a auto shop with a dead girl in the car, to have "electrical work" done?

You gotta read between the lines with this shit. "Dude...my brake lights don't work and I've got this dead chick in the car. I'm scared shitless I'm gonna get stopped before I can dump her. Can you hook me up?"

I never did like that fuckin Jerry!

She probably refused Hercher so he gave her the hot-shot.

Do we ever get any good news from the local papers or evening news?

BlacktopTravelr wrote:
Do we ever get any good news from the local papers or evening news?

Not from Springfield. We here around the blue table are privy to some really bad funny stuff.