The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
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The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
And please don't shoot the messenger again..OK?
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only ten times in history where the"F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
10. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
8. "Where did all those @#$% ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
7. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
5. "How the @#$
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
And for all of you that might be wondering who the @%^# is Pythagoras ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_theorem
4. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
And please don't shoot the messenger again..OK?
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only ten times in history where the"F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
10. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
8. "Where did all those @#$% ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
7. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
5. "How the @#$
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
And for all of you that might be wondering who the @%^# is Pythagoras ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_theorem
4. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
Arthritis sucks!
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
That's an ever changing list, but they all make one smile
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
AND THEN THERE IS THE INDIAN TRIBE ,,, THE FUCKQUARWEI
Luck & Experience:
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
"We @#$%ing lost?" Hillary Clinton. Nov. 2016
(putt putt putt)
90 to 95% of my replies are for my own entertainment
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
I don't use the word myself....just thinking it makes me feel guilty.
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
BlacktopTravelr wrote:"We @#$%ing lost?" Hillary Clinton. Nov. 2016
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duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
Rush talks too F'ing much.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
I think it is acceptable in divorce court. The judge disagrees. [emoji2]
What the f**k?
Who the f**k does she think she is?
No f**king way!
F**k her!
Over my dead f**king body!
And in my first divorce, a question to my own lawyer, who the f**k do you work for? Me or her?
What the f**k?
Who the f**k does she think she is?
No f**king way!
F**k her!
Over my dead f**king body!
And in my first divorce, a question to my own lawyer, who the f**k do you work for? Me or her?
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
Like the female lawyer on Two and a Half Men? [emoji2] Jerry Reed RIP had a good song about all that and he got the shaft!
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Re: The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
Great @#$%ing post!