The "F" Word, when is it acceptable

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The "F" Word, when is it acceptable

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The "F" Word, when is it acceptable
And please don't shoot the messenger again..OK? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only ten times in history where the"F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:


10. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912




9. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945




8. "Where did all those @#$% ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877





7. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938





6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926





5. "How the @#$
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
And for all of you that might be wondering who the @%^# is Pythagoras ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_theorem





4. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566






3. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC






1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998
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:funnylast:
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That's an ever changing list, but they all make one smile :lol:

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AND THEN THERE IS THE INDIAN TRIBE ,,, THE FUCKQUARWEI
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"We @#$%ing lost?" Hillary Clinton. Nov. 2016
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I don't use the word myself....just thinking it makes me feel guilty.

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BlacktopTravelr wrote:"We @#$%ing lost?" Hillary Clinton. Nov. 2016



:funnylast: :cheers: [emoji106] :clap: :clap: :clap:
duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"

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Rush talks too F'ing much.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”

Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.

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I think it is acceptable in divorce court. The judge disagrees. [emoji2]

What the f**k?

Who the f**k does she think she is?

No f**king way!

F**k her!

Over my dead f**king body!

And in my first divorce, a question to my own lawyer, who the f**k do you work for? Me or her?

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Like the female lawyer on Two and a Half Men? [emoji2] Jerry Reed RIP had a good song about all that and he got the shaft!

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Great @#$%ing post!

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