One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an
alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the
cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away,
he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"Garden Street," answered the woman.
"OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you
looking at?"
"Well ma'am", replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely naked,
and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the
driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller ?"
OH
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Re: OH
good one harris 
duc, sequere, aut de via decede
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"
"frapper fort, frapper vite, frappée souvent-- Adm William "Bull" Halsey
“We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”--Gen George Patton
"Our Liberty is insured by four "Boxes", the Ballot box, the Jury box, the Soap box and the Cartridge box"