So this American in a bar

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When I was working in Libya I used to have a few hours lay-over in Dubai, I met quite a few young American servicemen on their way home, not one of them was a cook or driver or anything else for that matter, they all claimed to be snipers. I just said OK, smiled and walked away.
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Lechy wrote:When I was working in Libya I used to have a few hours lay-over in Dubai, I met quite a few young American servicemen on their way home, not one of them was a cook or driver or anything else for that matter, they all claimed to be snipers. I just said OK, smiled and walked away.
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Ahhh that was gonna be my story about a girl I met in Angeles Philappoines. Ok might as well tell it now --so I talked to this girl ---Phlippas generally speak good English so I asked he where he boyfriend was, She said 'he was working' ---where I asked .she said at the Clarke air base.

This is an old defunct air base that they demolished years ago--yes its an old story. They handled stuff for Vietnam etc.

So I said what does he do ---she said 'well he told me he was an astranought'.

An astranought at an old airfield? heh you dont think he was lying do you.

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Here is Designer on Holiday

http://www.phuketgazette.net/phuket-new ... ttri/65701

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Hey Fred, that link takes me to my email. You got a link that works better? :bang:
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A drunk should spend at least 24 hrs in a drunk tank and pay for any damages he/she commits. I don't think that fine is going to hurt him too much. :bonk:
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