“Too soon we grow old and too late we grow smart."
The Male Cycle
1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big Tits
2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.
4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
5. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to
find someone with some real ambition.
6. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious lady with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced
me and took everything I owned.
7. I'm older and wiser now, I'm looking for a woman with big tits.