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- I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Were do they all go?

Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely committed to their family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with their offspring throughout the remainder of their life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and their social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using only their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.



After packing the ice back in the hole, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people!

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining; I fell for it, too...
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My name ... Jose Jimenez ...........

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

that was GREAT! :clap:
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"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey,
you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol'stringer of bass and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into
giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was
a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
"Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you
to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said,
"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to >the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know,
I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning
..okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a
sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" couldn't help myself! I
looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No,
I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign.

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are
you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your
sign."
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Gotta love Bill and Jeff...
I can't seem to win the lottery. I think I have used up all of my good luck riding motorcycles.

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KAJUN wrote:"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
We have a person who gets one of these signs right here on this board! :naughty:

hillsy wrote: Japan never had any intention of invading the US in WW2 - they were only interested in securing the Pacific trade routes.
Designer wrote:Sorry but,...by definition,...what Japan did In Alaska WAS an invasion.

Merriam-Webster: Definition of invasion
1 : an act of invading; especially : incursion of an army for conquest or plunder
KAJUN wrote: Aleutian Islands Campaign
On June 6, two days after the bombing of Dutch Harbor, 500 Japanese marines landed on Kiska, one of the Aleutian Islands of Alaska...The next day, a total of 1,140 Japanese infantrymen landed on Attu via Holtz Bay, eventually reaching Massacre Bay and Chichagof Harbor...The invasion was only the second time that American soil had been occupied by a foreign enemy, the first being the British during the War of 1812.
KAJUN wrote: let's clarify a bit of history here OK...and settle the reasons for the invasion of Alaska..aka American soil..... The invasion of the two islands,Attu and Kiska, by a sizable Japanese naval force .....
Herb wrote:One other thing, when they invaded the islands, they took over 40 American citizens prisoner.
Here hillsy,...here is your sign! :lmao:
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Designer wrote:
KAJUN wrote:"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
We have a person who gets one of these signs right here on this board! :naughty:

hillsy wrote: Japan never had any intention of invading the US in WW2 - they were only interested in securing the Pacific trade routes.
Designer wrote:Sorry but,...by definition,...what Japan did In Alaska WAS an invasion.

Merriam-Webster: Definition of invasion
1 : an act of invading; especially : incursion of an army for conquest or plunder
KAJUN wrote: Aleutian Islands Campaign
On June 6, two days after the bombing of Dutch Harbor, 500 Japanese marines landed on Kiska, one of the Aleutian Islands of Alaska...The next day, a total of 1,140 Japanese infantrymen landed on Attu via Holtz Bay, eventually reaching Massacre Bay and Chichagof Harbor...The invasion was only the second time that American soil had been occupied by a foreign enemy, the first being the British during the War of 1812.
KAJUN wrote: let's clarify a bit of history here OK...and settle the reasons for the invasion of Alaska..aka American soil..... The invasion of the two islands,Attu and Kiska, by a sizable Japanese naval force .....
Herb wrote:One other thing, when they invaded the islands, they took over 40 American citizens prisoner.
Here hillsy,...here is your sign! :lmao:
You are still butthurt over that, eh?

The mainland, you moron. A couple of remote islands off the coast of Alaska is not an invasion of the US.

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:funnylast: Here we go! [emoji2]

As we all see, hillsy makes no mention of .."The Mainland'...in his quoted statement;
hillsy wrote: Japan never had any intention of invading the US in WW2 - they were only interested in securing the Pacific trade routes.

So,.... hillsy Wins another sign! :clap:
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Designer wrote::funnylast: Here we go! [emoji2]

As we all see, hillsy makes no mention of .."The Mainland'...in his quoted statement;
hillsy wrote: Japan never had any intention of invading the US in WW2 - they were only interested in securing the Pacific trade routes.

So,.... hillsy Wins another sign! :clap:
Sorry - its not my fault that you think occupying a couple of remote islands in the outskirts of fucking nowhere is the same as a full-on invasion of the entire country. Again, Falkland Islands? Was this an invasion of the UK in your book?

You just need to think a little deeper.

BTW - probably a good time to remind you this whole episode flared up because of the suggestion that the Japanese didn't invade the US because the citizens were armed.....because that makes a strong message to stupid people that you still all need to be armed to save your country from the impending tyranny of "whatever the next" threat is....

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Not sure this fits in with the butthurt going on especially since this is about Germany and German soldiers. :blink:
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