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Dang that is a big pussy

cat.

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The caption for this pic reads

This image shows one of the hundreds of nuclear tests conducted in Nevada by the U.S. military. Thankfully, nobody was flying this blimp when it crashed into the ground in 1957.

Of course in 1957 the government didn't know about the radiation hanging around longer than they thought. I still find it strange so many people are standing around this blimp with the bomb cloud in the background.

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Items banned from school... MILK

Alright, alright, before we start the angry mob I have to establish that Milk isn’t actually banned…yet. But certain groups, like the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine based in D.C., have tried to ban it for the obviously evident reason that it’s harmful to bone development. Try telling that to Mr. T.

So for all those years we were told that Milk does the body good they were lying to us. [space]
And other things banned from schools...

Dictionaries. One of the most important tools any school could ask for was yanked from schools in Menifee Union School District, all because of one student’s reaction to the definition of “oral sex”. Wow, this is really… um… wait, what’s the word? Ugh, if only I had a way to look it up, like if maybe there was a big collection of them somewhere… Oh yeah, that’s right! The Internet!

Games. A school in southeastern Connecticut is banning classic games like dodgeball, tag, football, and soccer on the grounds that they are (please read the following in a mocking, juvenile tone)“too competitive”.

Red Ink. Quick, think of your days in school! Remember the scariest, most intimidating part about it? It was the red ink your teachers used, right? No? Oh, don’t tell that to the school boards in the U.K. and Australia.

Dinosaurs. We’ve danced the “what was the scariest part of school” jig, but now we must waltz with the question: “what was the coolest thing during your childhood?” Name multiple, go ahead. I’ll wait. Did any of your answers include: dinosaurs, Halloween or your birthday? Sorry champ, but if you’re a New York student then you wouldn’t be able to reference any of those at school.

Balls. Way to go Toronto, you’ve protected kids from the evil of balls. Alright, competitive games are out, balls, in general, are out, so what are kids supposed to play? Read a book? I tried that game once but hated it cause you couldn’t win and there weren’t any bouncing spheres involved.

Triangle flapjacks. Try to follow the logic here folks— this UK school banned triangle flapjacks because a kid got hit in the eye by one of the point corners when one was thrown. Sound decision , right? Now here’s the punchline, they’re replacing them with SQUARE or RECTANGLE flapjacks… I see no issues with that!

Like SQUARE or RECTANGLE flapjacks don't have corners.

Ketchup. That’s right, schools in France have been banning the condiment use on all lunches…with one exception. In French, they’re known as “frites” but we know them as “french fries”. I sense some bias here.

Raising Hands. It’s being called gimmicky, a lack of respect and most of all strange but it’s exactly what a school in the UK did. As a kid who wasn’t a fan of answering questions (primarily because I didn’t know the answer), I have no qualms with this ban.

I agree... the smart kids shouldn't be allowed to raise their hands when they know the answer. Just ask Hermione from the Harry Potter series.

The American Flag. What’s that? You have patriotism? A deep seeded love of one’s nation? A desire to see those glorious stars and stripes cascading behind one’s truck gorgeously in the wind? Not at this South Carolina school you don’t, buddy!

WTF kind of school would ban the American flag? No wonder this once great nation is going to hell.

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And we wonder why the kids are such wimps and so ignorant...

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There fixed it for you.

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thanks...

[Suzuki Johnny]

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy....

So the apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in realty they are amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of the tree.

And... Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with!
Enjoy ladies

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I was like a grape once juicy, tight skin and just right to be ate, now I am more like an old prune old, winkled and cleans out your system.

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