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Clever Quotes
1. Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet, and he/she won't bother you for weeks.
2. Some people are like Slinkies . . .not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
6. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
9. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
10. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
12. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
13. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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Aerial View of Porcupine Rim, Castle Valley and La Sal Mountains, Utah USA

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Louisiana National Guard on the way to help Texas secure the border...

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"Cup of a carpenter"
The summer's drought brought extremely low water levels, revealing hidden beauty of this unusually symmetrical cypress.
Reflections by Lake Martin.

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CONSIDER THIS ....
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Safe at last.

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Fani Willis’s income is $110k yearly so why does she now have $8 million after just 2 years?

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This cartoon left off BLM. I wonder why.

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PragerU Director of Communications Adrienne Johnson was once a cynical atheist, struggling to find meaning and purpose in ways that left her feeling even more adrift and alone. After hitting rock bottom, she learned that it’s never too late to take responsibility and change your life. Adrienne shares her powerful personal story of how finding faith in God gave her a second chance at life.

https://www.prageru.com/video/stories-o ... gn_9340423

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What the hell did he say, twice???

I can't find the original video to verify, maybe someone else can.

https://news.spreely.com/obama-i-walk-w ... old-hands/

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Pin Drop

I liked this and thought that you all might like it as well.
These are good

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US
Military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded,
"Does that include those who are buried here?"
DeGaulle Did not respond.
You Could have heard a pin drop.



When in England ,
At a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
'empire building' by George Bush.
He answered by saying,
"Over the years, the United States has sent many of
Its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
Beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for
In return is enough to bury those that did not Return."
You Could have heard a pin drop.
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There was a conference in France
Where a number of international engineers
Were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
One of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
Heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
Carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
Intend to do, bomb them?"
A Boeing engineer
Stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
Hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
Nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
Shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
Feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
Gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
Dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
>From their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
How many does France have?"
You Could have heard a pin drop.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral
Was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
Group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
Languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
We always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
Speaking French?"
Without hesitating,
The American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
Have to speak German."
You Could have heard a pin drop.

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AND
THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...

Robert Whiting,
An elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
In his carry on.
"You Have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
Sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting Admitted that he had been to France Previously.
"Then You should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said,
"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible.. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior Gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
Quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
To show a passport to."

You Could have heard a pin drop.

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I am proud to be of this land and to call myself an American

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Can’t wait for White History Month and Straight Pride, in the interests of equality

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I am glad to see that someone is actually trying to fix this problem.

https://video.spreely.com/watch/the-squ ... GgJxg.html

Whatever New York or California does, Florida will do the opposite.