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MENTAL HERNIAS

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do
they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID
that he just whipped out a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear
his Walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people
wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then
what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog
horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of
a running child?

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16 Pictures Only Some Folk Will Understand




#1: Cars Were Colorful! Most cars these days look fairly bland, but in the 50's, our cars were big, bright, and fun!


#2. We Got Dressed Up for Birthday Parties. And sometimes there was even a pony there!


#3: We Played in the Streets: We didn't have to text our friends back in the day - we'd all just come outside and get to playing!



#4: Gas Was Very Cheap: On some days, it was only $0.20 a gallon, and beyond that, the people at the station could also fix just about anything!



#5: Ben Franklin 5-10 Was Everything: We loved going to these stores. They had just about anything and everything you could think of.


#6: If it Wasn't the Ben Franklin, it Was the A&P! (That was and still is a grocery store)


#7: Our Skates Got "Locked" with a Key. They were also made almost entirely of metal and very hard to skate on!

#8: The Drive-In Was The Place to Be: This 1950's photo from South Bend, Indiana shows how popular they were!

#9: Car Seats Were More Like Couches: That's right - they were big, long, and you could slide all the way across!
And much easier to get a little bit

#10: Sometimes Your Food Came On Roller Skates! That's right - certain restaurants had "roller girls" who would zoom your food out to you!

#11: We got DOWN at the Sock Hop!

#12: Sunday Drives Were A Thing: That's right - on Sunday, many of us would load up the family car and just go cruising over to the neighbors or just around town!

#13: There Was One TV. And, surprise, we didn't argue all night about who should get to watch their favorite show. Most of the time, we all liked the same shows! And I got to be the remote control.

#14: The Playgrounds were VERY Different: At recess, we'd swing from the monkey bars with wild abandon and often even stand on the swings and go as high as possible. And still, we survived!


#15: We didn't Text, But We Did Pass Notes! And we were experts at not getting caught!


#16: We Got Bottled Cokes and Loved Them: That's right - no cans or plastic bottles back then. We were 100% excited when we'd find a cooler like this to get that ice cold bottle!

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16 Pictures Only Some Folk Will Understand




#1: Cars Were Colorful! Most cars these days look fairly bland, but in the 50's, our cars were big, bright, and fun!


#2. We Got Dressed Up for Birthday Parties. And sometimes there was even a pony there!


#3: We Played in the Streets: We didn't have to text our friends back in the day - we'd all just come outside and get to playing!



#4: Gas Was Very Cheap: On some days, it was only $0.20 a gallon, and beyond that, the people at the station could also fix just about anything!



#5: Ben Franklin 5-10 Was Everything: We loved going to these stores. They had just about anything and everything you could think of.


#6: If it Wasn't the Ben Franklin, it Was the A&P! (That was and still is a grocery store)


#7: Our Skates Got "Locked" with a Key. They were also made almost entirely of metal and very hard to skate on!

#8: The Drive-In Was The Place to Be: This 1950's photo from South Bend, Indiana shows how popular they were!

#9: Car Seats Were More Like Couches: That's right - they were big, long, and you could slide all the way across!
And much easier to get a little bit

#10: Sometimes Your Food Came On Roller Skates! That's right - certain restaurants had "roller girls" who would zoom your food out to you!

#11: We got DOWN at the Sock Hop!

#12: Sunday Drives Were A Thing: That's right - on Sunday, many of us would load up the family car and just go cruising over to the neighbors or just around town!

#13: There Was One TV. And, surprise, we didn't argue all night about who should get to watch their favorite show. Most of the time, we all liked the same shows! And I got to be the remote control.

#14: The Playgrounds were VERY Different: At recess, we'd swing from the monkey bars with wild abandon and often even stand on the swings and go as high as possible. And still, we survived!


#15: We didn't Text, But We Did Pass Notes! And we were experts at not getting caught!


#16: We Got Bottled Cokes and Loved Them: That's right - no cans or plastic bottles back then. We were 100% excited when we'd find a cooler like this to get that ice cold bottle!

These are great and YES! I remember those day very well indeed!

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Her parents must be SO proud to pay for such an education!

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Nugent certainly gets an A+ for correctly answering the question of the animal activist.

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist who also happens to be an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"


Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."


The interview ended.

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