Just one of life's mysteries
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Just one of life's mysteries
...how it is that you make a few hundred cups of microwave Ramen soup and everything goes smoothly, but then you get that one that inexplicably forcefully vomits like half the contents out all over the place in there? [emoji2]
Some things will just never be understood...
Some things will just never be understood...
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison. No mystery.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.
Plausible. Works for me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.jeffcoslacker wrote:I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.
Plausible. Works for me.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
I've never been a "shit happens" and let it go kind of person. I like to think about why it happens. [emoji106]RoadKing wrote:You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.jeffcoslacker wrote:I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.
Plausible. Works for me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
I’m trying to figure out why this thread happened.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Dark matter interacted with baryonic matter and caused a fluctuation in the electromagnetic spectrum which in turn caused severe gravitational lensing inside the cup of noodles.JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Hey...if you believe in infinite regression, it's very possible SOMEBODY'S universe did. [emoji106]RoadKing wrote:Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Never had them so can't say
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I’m only interested in my universe and I look around and am flabbergasted to learn that you are responsible for this mess.jeffcoslacker wrote:Hey...if you believe in infinite regression, it's very possible SOMEBODY'S universe did. [emoji106]RoadKing wrote:Maybe that’s how the universe began... a big Ramen Space kablooey in Jeffco’s microwave.JFL Live wrote:Sounds to me like a localized subspace artificial temporal distortion.
“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury…
Signifying nothing”
Signifying monkey, stay up in your tree. Always lying and signifying, but you better not monkey with me.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Put a fresh egg in a cup of vinegar and look at it two days later.
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
What's the difference between a duck?
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
One has spokes.lonerider wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
They both have handlebars... except for the duck.wally w wrote:One has spokes.lonerider wrote:What's the difference between a duck?
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Computers are like that. Just when you think you know 'em, one will up and do something totally unexpected, making you question everything all over again.jeffcoslacker wrote: ...how it is that you make a few hundred cups of microwave Ramen soup and everything goes smoothly, but then you get that one that inexplicably forcefully vomits like half the contents out all over the place in there? [emoji2]
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
Duck walks into the drug store and said,"Give me a tube of chap stick,and put it on my bill!" He did not need any spokes....What happened to Spokes on the old board?
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Re: Just one of life's mysteries
jeffcoslacker wrote:I've never been a "shit happens" and let it go kind of person. I like to think about why it happens. [emoji106]RoadKing wrote:You are definitely fucked up, Jeffco.jeffcoslacker wrote:I don't sweat it...I marvel at it...and try to think of reasons why. My current theory is an air space "molded" into the noodles by accident that is nearly airtight. A bit of water seeps in, turns to souperheated (heh) steam, and when the noodles soften the fun begins.RoadKing wrote:Smoke a jay and don’t sweat the small stuff, smoke a jay and work up a healthy appetite, smoke a jay and eat some healthy food. That Ramen crap is poison.
Plausible. Works for me.
Bet you are constipated a lot!