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Dear America
Ray Stevens, the comedy genius, does it again, but this time he's serious. I like.
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Dear America you got some horny women. I like that bird in that Stephen Segall movie playing a prostitute on the side of the road . Man that is awsome bit of tallent , small petite and beautifull,--- you know that movie where he beats up that guy and throws him through the windscreen of his car by his tie she is great ---ide shag that.
Sandra Bullock is Ok too. Actually Joan Rivers could be a good wank RIP
Sandra Bullock is Ok too. Actually Joan Rivers could be a good wank RIP
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You'd probably shag Bruce Jenner too.Fred wrote:Dear America you got some horny women. I like that bird in that Stephen Segall movie playing a prostitute on the side of the road . Man that is awsome bit of tallent , small petite and beautifull,--- you know that movie where he beats up that guy and throws him through the windscreen of his car by his tie she is great ---ide shag that.
Sandra Bullock is Ok too. Actually Joan Rivers could be a good wank RIP
Everything you think you know about America you read in the Showbiz section of the Daily Express.
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I get most advice and American knowledge from the Simpsons. I was told by an American that unfortunately Homer is an identical and typical example of a working American.
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American women on movies seem ok but those like on Dog the bounty hunter weigh in at a ton at least.
I can pick a Thai girl up with one arm. Cute as a button.
I can pick a Thai girl up with one arm. Cute as a button.
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@ SR2, that was awesome, thanks for sharing. [emoji106] Fred's comments, not so awesome. [emoji99]
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Yes awesome participation, in your replies to Freds post.
Cant really reply to nothing!!!
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My thanks also SuzyRider2 for posting this Video. It speaks of the goodness and loftier facets of America. Talks of the Virtues we Americans adhere to...and who makes the sacrifices to vouchsafe those Virtues and Freedoms we all enjoy.
But what does the little PIGGY think of?
No wonder he got all hot and wet over his being able to masturbate in public Switzerland.
Just goes to show what a small, petty and trite little PIG he is.
But what does the little PIGGY think of?
Fred wrote:Dear America you got some horny women. I like that bird in that Stephen Segall movie playing a prostitute on the side of the road . Man that is awsome bit of tallent , small petite and beautifull,--- you know that movie where he beats up that guy and throws him through the windscreen of his car by his tie she is great ---ide shag that. Sandra Bullock is Ok too. Actually Joan Rivers could be a good wank RIP
His Dick!Fred wrote:American women on movies seem ok but those like on Dog the bounty hunter weigh in at a ton at least. I can pick a Thai girl up with one arm. Cute as a button.
No wonder he got all hot and wet over his being able to masturbate in public Switzerland.
Just goes to show what a small, petty and trite little PIG he is.
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Re: Dear America
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I can pick a Thai girl up with one arm.
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Thai girls prolly don't let him get close enough to let him pick them up.
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I had a mental pic of his fat arse with a one armed Mamma San.
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Well that was a waste of time then. If you want to dream or think about me go ahead.Lechy wrote:I had a mental pic of his fat arse with a one armed Mamma San.
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I don't frequent the Pook Bar.
And, the mental pic was freakin' hilarious.
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Pook bar gone, Ive just been down soi 7 and emptied a full bottle of beer over me. Ive never done that before. The fukin table legs stick out and my juggling skills just could not keep up with the bottle in the air.
Your cigarettes and Heineken conjurers a terrible picture of domesticity and under the thumb type life.
I feel sorry for you,---i'de come take you for a beer but Heineken drinkers do not like beer thats why they drink Heineken because they think thats what beer tastes like as thats what every one else drinks.
I can not sit next to a stinky cigarette smoker that has neither a sense of smell or understanding of social interaction.
Sit on your own at home choking your kids out with your fags and 6 pack under the approach of Donmuang airport.
Your cigarettes and Heineken conjurers a terrible picture of domesticity and under the thumb type life.
I feel sorry for you,---i'de come take you for a beer but Heineken drinkers do not like beer thats why they drink Heineken because they think thats what beer tastes like as thats what every one else drinks.
I can not sit next to a stinky cigarette smoker that has neither a sense of smell or understanding of social interaction.
Sit on your own at home choking your kids out with your fags and 6 pack under the approach of Donmuang airport.
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Heineken? where the hell did you get the idea that I drank that crap from. I lived 4 years in Holland, even the Cloggies wouldn't drink it.
You have sniffed too many solvents over the years, so go sit and sniff some more gasoline.
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Fred wrote:Pook bar gone, Ive just been down soi 7 and emptied a full bottle of beer over me. Ive never done that before. The fukin table legs stick out and my juggling skills just could not keep up with the bottle in the air.
Your cigarettes and Heineken conjurers a terrible picture of domesticity and under the thumb type life.
I feel sorry for you,---i'de come take you for a beer but Heineken drinkers do not like beer thats why they drink Heineken because they think thats what beer tastes like as thats what every one else drinks.
I can not sit next to a stinky cigarette smoker that has neither a sense of smell or understanding of social interaction.
Sit on your own at home choking your kids out with your fags and 6 pack under the approach of Donmuang airport.
Oh thats funny. I must have wrote that last night when I got in.
So what do you drink---Im a chang man but occasional have a pint of Thatchers cider at 120 baht per PINT. god it is gorgeous. That cheaper than UK
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Leo or Tiger, that Chang is real nasty stuff, if I can get hold of Boddington's I'll be happy but that means a trip to BKK, not worth the hassle.
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There is 2 British pubs just around the corner form me 'Punch and Judy and the --ive forgotten.
Anyway Boddingtons and tiger draught along with real British food like curry and chips.
Piss heads just can not resist a curry,--I love curry.
Anyway Boddingtons and tiger draught along with real British food like curry and chips.
Piss heads just can not resist a curry,--I love curry.
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Can't beat falling asleep in the curry, got to be Indian though..
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Is there any other kind.
Every one charges of to a Chinese for a curry when the pubs shut, thing is Chinese never made a curry.
Curry was invented by the British in India by an Army cook struggling to prepare edible food with rancid meat. Many books and moves have depicted an apprehensive army cook empty an entire contents of spices into the pan to disguise the rancid flavour.
The result Curry.
Now I know that you know that,----- but i'lle bet our Septic friends in Dear America do not.
Every one charges of to a Chinese for a curry when the pubs shut, thing is Chinese never made a curry.
Curry was invented by the British in India by an Army cook struggling to prepare edible food with rancid meat. Many books and moves have depicted an apprehensive army cook empty an entire contents of spices into the pan to disguise the rancid flavour.
The result Curry.
Now I know that you know that,----- but i'lle bet our Septic friends in Dear America do not.